So, I'm not going to officially write up my remaining top 3 Simpsons episodes, but here they are, truncated, for your reading pleasure:
Who Shot Mr. Burns (Parts 1 & 2)
"Where's Ranger McFadden?"
"I was just...so happy to see all these people..."
"Quiet you drunk. Where's Ranger McFadden?"
"We the Purple? What the hell was that?"
Itchy & Scratchy Land
(yep, it was going to be Bart Sells His Soul, but upon further review, I had to go with this one)
"And here come the pretzels!"
"Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity."
"Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious."
"Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball."