Saturday, May 10, 2008

Top Simpsons Bullshit Wrapup

So, I'm not going to officially write up my remaining top 3 Simpsons episodes, but here they are, truncated, for your reading pleasure:

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Parts 1 & 2)

Moment #3
"Where's Ranger McFadden?"
"I was happy to see all these people..."
"Quiet you drunk. Where's Ranger McFadden?"

Lisa's Rival
Moment #2
"We the Purple? What the hell was that?"

Itchy & Scratchy Land
(yep, it was going to be Bart Sells His Soul, but upon further review, I had to go with this one)

Moment #1
"And here come the pretzels!"
"Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for... for some kind of sanity."
"Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious."
"Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball."